The Helme's

A Plug for my little Business

2008-07-21T17:06:00.004-06:00

...The.White.Fig...

OK. SO I here going blogging again. Basically, this is just to put a "plug" in for my card making business (invitations, collages, postcards, you name it, I'll do it)

The blogspot is under construction, but you can still read about it. Go to http://www.whitefigcards.blogspot.com/

Or just email me at thewhitefig@gmail.com

My stuff is cheap and I love making anything and everything.

OK. I'm done.

Valentine's Day with the Fam

2008-02-24T02:46:00.003-07:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

For some reason, ever since I got married, I have totally been into every holiday there is on the calendar, and this V-day was no different. Besides the fact that my kitchen was completely coordinated (placemats, plates, cups, cake stand, etc.") I decided that I would bring this nifty pancake making gadgets up to my in-laws to have a pancake party. And of course, the pancakes were in the shapes of hearts. We had such a fun time trying to figure out how on earth to use the contracption, and I don't think we ever got a "heart shaped" pancake out of it......but it was fun nonetheless :) OH, and I should mention, this all took place the day before V-day.....

TAG! You're It!

2008-02-20T19:32:00.002-07:00

n A bit about your sweetheart

What is his name? Jason
How long have you been married? About 2 & a half years
How long did you date? We dated for about a year, and were engaged for about a year
How old is he? 30
Who eats more? Definitely Jason...I am super picky, but I LOVE candy!! Anything BUT Chocolate
Who said "I Love You" first? Jason. We were watching a movie squishing into those tiny twin sized dorm beds watching a movie (no...on that twin sized bed, nothing "bad" happened."
Who is smarter? I think we are both smarter in different ways and with different subjects
Whose temper is worse? MINE! I don't think Jason has a temper......
Who does the laundry? Jason....he is always on top of it!
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Me...or else I sleep in the guest room because Jason snores incredibly loud.....
Who cooks dinner? Right now, it's all for one and one for all......we both work and Jason is usually hungry before I get home....we are totally dedicated to starting doing Crockpot Stuff
Who drives when you are together? Jason.....I get SO sick of driving
Who is more stubborn? This definitely is a 100% Tie....we are both so stinking stubborn, you'd think there are 2 Germans living under the same roof!
Whose parents do you see the most? It just depends on the week or what events are going on....for the most part, it's pretty equal
Who proposed? Jason. He took me to the Roof @ the top of the Joseph Smith Memorial bldg and our table was right next to the window overlooking the pond @ temple square. He knew my favorite sont (and the one I wanted to be played 1st at our reception) is Frank Sinatra's " It had to be You." So as we are walking back from getting dessert, I hear the pianist play "it had to be you." Next think I know, Jason was on his knees...
Who has more friends? Jason doesn't keep in contact with any HS or College Friends, so he has become friends with my friends
Who has more siblings? We both have 3....I have 3 brothers, and Jace has 1 bro and 2 sisters
Who wears the pants in the family? Duh! Me of course! Doesn't the woman always wear the pants?
What's your most embarrassing moment? I have too many to list.............
Have you ever been skinny dipping? Where? Yep. I take the 5th on saying when and where
Where do you see yourself in 20 years? Honestly, I have NO clue. I want to really get into making art / cards/ etc. and hopefully be able to have kids....adopted of biological
Have you ever snuck out? I was a good kid, and my parents trusted me, so I never felt the need to "sneak out"
Who is your hero / role model? My Parents and my Brother-in-law, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor at age 14, was in remission 5 years later, and is serving a full time mission and his passion is amazing!
What's Your Favorite Book? I love reading Non-fiction Medical or Psychological mags and books....I guess that's what happens when you are a therapist
What's Your Favorite Quote: Again, I have too many to quote....but I love anything Anne Taintor has to say, and I have tissues that have a lady and the words, "Frugal is SUCH an UGLY word."

I am tagging Leslie, Liz, Katie, DeDe, and whoever else wants to join in......

It's Been A Looooong Time

2008-01-25T12:26:00.000-07:00

So, no big suprise to those of you who know me well.....I once again got hurt. I went to sit down at work on a big roller chair, and missed it by a hair and went down hard and cracked my tailbone. OUCH! It's hurts so freaking bad. It hurts to sit, lay, stand, whatever.

Not much is new in the Helme Family. Honestly. Except that we might think about having kids sooner than we planned on because the ER doc showed me comparisons of a normal, healthy 25 year old spine, and the spine of a 70 something woman, and mine was identical to the 70 something.

I have struggled majorly with deciding what to do.

Sorry, I just had to pour my soul out a bit. I just get so angry at myself for ruining my bones. The Doc said that I had better have "one child ASAP" and then tie my tubes so I can start on old lady meds like Fosamax or Boniva. Man, my life is like one bad curse. At least I have an amazing husband and family.

OK......on the brighter side, I am so into V-day this year. I think I will have a party with all my girlfriends and their spouses and throw an "ugly sweater and pancake party." I even bought heart shaped pancake makers and decked out my kitchen table with valentine day decor.

It's wierd that I don't really like the Major Holidays....CHristmas, Thanksgiving, but I love Halloween and V-day. I don't have any cool pics to post right now, so I Just thought I would post clip art that represent my life right now.

Best Christmas Ever!

2008-01-01T17:07:00.000-07:00

***MERRY CHRISTMAS***

This Christmas was awesome! It was so great to be around all my family, and I've always known it, but honestly, I am the luckiest girl in the world to have such an awesome family! We all agreed that we really should have chosen to forgo the gift giving, because in reality, all we all wanted was a picture and a little time with our only niece. I love her to bits! The girls came up with a conclusion as to how we would do Christmas next year. Christmas at our house is always over the top, and we all have more than we need, so each girl (Lindz, Me, Cristen, and Mom) will choose a name and give the only gift to the person whose name we drew........catch is, IT HAS TO BE HANDMADE! I love that idea.
We also decided that the boys would choose one person to buy for, and they could go shopping. I don't really want to think about Jason using my sewing machine.......yikes....

This Christmas, we had some exciting news!!!!

My oldest Bro Jed, proposed to his girlfriend Cristen on Christmas Eve. He let me see the ring before he proposed, and it is GORGEOUS!!! Talk about one romantic stud muffin with style!
My brother is sooooo happy now that she is in his life, and that makes me think so highly of Cristen! I cannot WAIT to have another sister!

Ahhhhh, the Newly- Engaged Love Birds.........

Of course, most important was that everyone had to be around Josephine all day, every day.
But she loves her Omie (my mom) the very best. She always says, "Omie? Omie?" and as soon as my mom appears, she gets the BIGGEST grin EVER and snuggles with her.
We literally had so much fun spending time together. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves....

#1- Josie examining the wacky alligator from Jace and I

#2- Having fun with mom and dad

#3- The entire clan at the dinner table...ready to eat yummy Market Street!

#4- Our soon-to-be complete family!

#5- Josie choosing her favorite ornaments off the tree
#6 - Hmmmm......No title

My first Christmas with my first niece, a new soon-to-be sister, and my entire family all together.....feasting on seafood from Market Street....What more could I ask for?

Moment of Silence for my long lost very long hair....

2007-12-29T18:06:00.000-07:00

I am just pining over the 14 inches of hair I chopped a few months ago.....It will grow back, right? *tear*

Back when I had time to do exciting things......

2007-12-18T23:02:00.000-07:00

I found a few stored photos of me in 2004 when I did the Echo Triathalon. Too bad there aren't any of me biking or running. At least I have hard copies of those. Like I said before, not much happens in our lives that render picture taking, so I have to dig several years back to find anything to post, so I don't give up on the blogging altogether.

It's Official.....My Niece is the Cutest

2007-12-14T22:31:00.000-07:00

OK now seriously folks. Josephine is honestly the cutest human being on the face of the planet. I always say that if I don't have a Josie clone, I don't know what I will do. Look at the picture and judge for yourself.

Procrastination.....I got Tagged

2007-12-08T05:22:00.001-07:00

So I am finally just buckling down and fufilling my dutiful blogging obligations to post when tagged, so here goes 6 Random Facts: (let's face it though, my life is an open book.There is little one doesn't know about me.)

A long time ago in a far away place named Kansas City, Missouri, there was a gas station that had diet pepsi, diet dr. pepper, and red creme fanta soda. So I mixed those and Jason christened the name for that drink, "My Concoction." Lo and Behold, 2 weeks later, out comes Diet Pepsi Jazz, Strawberries and Creme, and I swear, I had died and gone to heaven. I like to think that I truly invented that first.
I truly have found my passion in life. I always thought it was to be some super athlete, but really, I am most happy when I am making cards for friends, family, and others. It has been an excellent therapeutic outlet and I am so happy I am allowing myself to TRY and CONTINUE TRYING, no matter how loud my perfectionistic mind is.
I love Audrey Hepburn. If I could come back again in life, I'd be her for sure. I am slowly trying to convert my wardrobe to all Black, Creme, White, and Grey.
I, like Leslie, have the worst teeth ever. After trying 4...count them....4 crowns on one tooth (and don't you worry, I've got almost all my teeth crowned) I have to get a *GASP* implant and a veneer. Like I can pull $3000 bucks outta my butt. I say pull the stupid thing. I can relate to Leslie and the cavity bit. The lowest number I have ever had was 4, the highest, 8 or 9. My hubby has perfect teeth. No cavities at all. SUCKS when it comes time to pay dental insurance. I do have to say that I cannot just blame this on my horrible teeth grinding. I chew bubble gum like it will be gone tomorrow. And I can't pawn this off to genetics either, unfortunatley.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE listening to talk radio on AM stations. I honestly could not tell you one popular song out right now. I am hooked on Rush, Sean Hannity, Dave Ramsey, and Glenn Beck. I mean, while you are sitting in traffic, why not educate yourself, right?
I don't accept traditional gender roles....completely. Of course, this leads to my family calling my a feminazi, which I am not, but I just think that it is 100% fair that while no kidlets are in the picture, all household duties are 50/50. I don't always think the woman has to cook and clean. The guy can do it just as well! Jason does the Laundry, I dustbust around the house.....hehehe....no, but really, nothing makes my hair stand on end more than when a family eats dinner and the men get up, walk away from the table, and go watch T.V. Me? I'm like, "Get your bum back in here and help me!!!" And he willingly (no matter how much it kills him) complies. Am I alone in this one?
(had to add one in) The highlight of my life is my little neice Josephine. Every time I look at a picture of her, and her pics are plastered over the walls of my office, I smile. She makes me so happy and I am so greatful she came into our family!!!!

*I tag Steph, Katie, Lindsay, Chris, & Kirsten...ignore this if you've already been "tagged"

Glenn Beck Is Coming to UTAH!

2007-12-07T23:32:00.000-07:00

I am a total 100% Glenn Beck fan. And much to my surprise, I hear on the AM radio yesterday morning that he will be doing a book signing tomorrow from 9:30-10:30. So you KNOW where I will be tomorrow morning. I love this guy. He coverted to Mormonism after marrying his wife, he is a hilarious talk show/TV host, and I cannot get enough of him. He just "GETS" it. Apparently he is coming to the E center and is already sold out. If you wanna party with me at the book signing, call me tomorrow am early. It's sure to be a good time. Plus, It is at the Deseret Book in Fort Union, so we can have yummy rolls from the Lion House Bakery while we wait.
I know, I know. I will end up going alone. But that's OK! I'll bring some rolls back!
You'll be missing out suckahs!

I'm Back.....A Typical Day in the life of Erika

2007-12-04T22:05:00.000-07:00

I took a vacation from blogging for a little bit, but I'm back. (I know, there are those of you that are thinking, "But Blogging IS a vacation!" I think I would enjoy it more if I either had children or actually did things interesting enough to actually take a picture of...
Anyhow, Just thought I'd add this tid - bit of info in.

I've been dealing with a killer migraine that I finally got under control after a week! PAIN + NO RELIEF = EMERGENCY ROOM! It was good though, because my Migraine finally ended. I am also dealing with a major case of non-stop 24 hour Vertigo. ( dizziness, nausea ALL THE TIME, AND NO, I am not preggers) I feel motion sick and dizzy all day long and it usually results in me getting sick. I took all last week off of work, but I have to go in this week, and it is honestly the most miserable experience of my entire life. I kid you not. I have an MRI on Thursday to rule out a Brain Tumor...hah! Leave it to me to get the brain tumor diagnosis....

Anyhow, typing doesn't help much, so I most likely will only blog *sparingly* until I stop feeling like I am on a bumpy airplaine ride :( UGH.

My friends are the BEST! (& other rambings)

2007-11-21T17:26:00.001-07:00

Above is my darling Brother Ben, who is a JAG in the Airforce holding the world's cutest niece....

First, let me apologize about my lack of blog entries lately....our internet access isn't working from our home, and "Blogspot" is not on the "Official St. Mark's Hospital List of Approved websites." I DO get all responses you send to my blog at my work email: erika.helme@mountainstarhealth.com (maybe ORG?) So while in my office I can see what you all have written!
So, I am doing Katie Darling's X-mas cards, as well as her younger sister Lauren's. I am having a blast doing them. Katie and Stephenson came over to my house and looked at the cards I had started on & loved it.

*Plug #2: I LOVE making cards and would be more than willing to create some random cards (b-days, thank yous, congrats, good luck, just because, etc) as well as any holiday cards you want. I realize I sound desperate, but things are going really well and I am super busy, but I just like to remind you all that you can pick up an awesome card that is cheaper than any grocery store card....and it is made with all my L.O.V.E.

3. Now, about Friends being the best ever......

Katie let me know that you guys switched GNO to a different day JUST FOR ME.*blush* Seriously, I have been wanting to come for soooooo long, and I love you all for arranging things so i can come. I cannot wait to see everyone!!

I'm Thankful for...

2007-11-12T18:03:00.000-07:00

So, I have been inspired to make a daily list of 5 things that happened that day that I am thankful for, no matter how trivial they may seem. I think it helps put my life in perspective. So here goes day Numero Uno:
1. My big office with floor to ceiling windows that allowed me to look out over the entire valley, which is FULL of sunshine today
2. The huge smile that came across my face when I walked into my office and the first thing I saw was my desktop wallpaper of my sweet little Josie in her Bee Costume
3. Getting to sleep in and be late to work because I felt like it

4. My friend Jenny called and on my caller ID it said, "Beverly Hills"...that made me excited!!!
5. I discovered the pedicure device that let's you "shave" off the yucky dead skin off your heals and I LOVE it!!! So now I have baby soft heels!!(Kinda Gross....I know, but I AM thankful for it!!)

Happy Birthday to ME!

2007-11-10T14:46:00.000-07:00

So, I am officially an adult now, I have decided. At 25, you're still in that half way point where you can be considered a "young adult", but I think at 26, it's closer to 30, and then when you are 30, it's downhill from there. No, just kidding. I actually cannot wait to be in my 30s'.......*sigh*.....
Today I woke up and went to get a massage. When I came home, Jason had a HUGE bouquet of flowers sitting in vase. After I trimmed his beard in my pink bath robe and hot pink crocs in our backyard, Jace and I met up with Kirsten at Walmart because I always know I can expect a good time and leave in a wonderful mood.
I checked Josie's blog, because I was ordered to do that, and saw that they have posted a sweet cake they made in honor of my birthday, even though they are a zillion miles away.....I LOVE THE CAKE!!! I wish I could eat it!
Tonight we are going to see the ballet west production of the 3 Musketeers. I got hooked up with sweet seats, and Jason had planned to take me to the Utah Football game, but we are going to the ballet instead, and my hubby is such a good sport that he hasn't said a word about it except that, "It will be a great time." Yay. And I have had so many birthday wishes from friends and family. I love you all!

Dave Ramsey Addict

2007-11-09T19:44:00.000-07:00

I freaking LOVE Dave Ramsey, the "financial guru." (and I have to admit he is a good looking older guy??? Right???) I cannot get enough of him, seriously. I make it a priority to read his books and listen to him on AM 570 as often as I can. My favorite quote from him is, "If you cannot pay for it in cash, you don't need it." And my favorite thing is when people call in once they are Debt free, and they have this tradition where Dave has the caller yell as loud as possible, "I'M DEBT FREE!!!" Maybe you should start listening to hear me call in one day and yell that......
I know, I know....I have serious issues when it comes to talk radio, but this guy is a miracle worker. Am I the only one who knows about this awesome guy???

Teeth Suck!

2007-11-05T18:59:00.000-07:00

"there is always someone worse off than you..."
( p.s. Man, I love those grills!!!)

For those of you that don't know, I should be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for the "Youngest person to have 500 medical/vision/dental problems." Hmmm....anyone know how I go ahead and do that? Oh, and puhleeeeze comment if you are in the same boat as I as far as dental troubles so I can feel less like an alien freak.

Anyhow, Besides having over like, 30 cavities, 6 crowns, and more root canals than I can shake a stick at, things were going OK. My crown that was put on for the THIRD time (yes, that is 3 crowns at about $1000 a pop.....) fell off AGAIN. Honestly. So my only options are to:

Go through a horrible, painful, yucky surgery ( involving an implant and yet another porcelain veneer) that most people either: *Never have to do OR they don't have to even THINK about it until they are 80 or 90*
Try yet another crown (yep.....4th f-ing crown, $1000 gone from my savings) and cross our fingers that it really really will cooperate and hold for good.

First of all, I tell my dentist,
ERIKA: "Hey. Val. Honestly. What makes you think that the 4th time around is going to be "THE" time the crown will stay on? Aren't we kinda delaying the inevitable?"
VAL: "Isn't everything we do in life just delaying the inevitable?"
ERIKA: No words. Just anger. And rolling eyes.

Why-oh-why do I have to be plagued with one health crisis after another???? Let's be real. I have had MORE than my fair share of crap. I think I need a break. From life. For about 2 years, so I can save up enough $$ to take care of the "inevitable" teeth issues I will have each year. Below are the lovely veneers I hope to one day get.....after I take up a third job and sell stuff on Craigslist......(wonderful idea erika!)

Happy Halloween!

2007-10-31T18:30:00.000-06:00

I will explain the picture at the end....
I cannot believe that I am sick with the stinkin' flu on my favorite holiday. I forced myself to go to work after 2 days off, and got a flu shot WHILE I had the flu. Was I not supposed to do that? Oops.
Honestly. I always get sick around this time of year, only usually it happens around Thanksgiving. Jason is as healthy as an Ox, like always. *sigh* So we are having a super fun night of sleeping and watching TV at my parents house, helping hand out candy. I admit, I am kind of a nerd, because I have ALWAYS wanted to hand out candy, and this year I finally can! (given we have any trick-or-treaters)
So this is CRAZY. I hear in Chicago now, they have officially renamed Halloween as "Orange and Black Day." What the heck? And I guess are now thinking about renaming Christmas, "Winterfest." No jokes, folks. This is the real deal. I heard it myself. Now THAT'S scary.

Know what else is freaky? The Halloween Crab I posted a picture of.

Halloween Crab:"A very common land crab in the coastal lowland tropical rain forests of Costa Rica is the Halloween Crab (Gecarcinus quadratus). Halloween Crabs have several common names and are also known as Mouthless Crabs or Harlequin Land Crabs."

Now that makes me more nauseous than I already am.....Happy Orange and Black Day Everyone!

Celeb Look-A-Like

2007-10-29T13:54:00.000-06:00

Why is it that every single picture I post on this site ALWAYS pulls up at least one asian. Seriously, the first time, Out of ten celebs, 7 were FULL BLOWN asian/chinese/japanese. I was *uh-hum* offended and deleted it all, and kept trying until I got a normal mixture. At least I didn't get a man on my look-a-like thing....I've had my friend Mariah who was told she looked like Keith Urban. Uhhh.....Not so much

*DISCLAIMER: In no way is this statement meant to be derogatory to any people of asiasn decent. So don't write me or sue me with complaints. I HEART asians!

Plain.Jayne.

2007-10-29T13:00:00.000-06:00

So, my card "business" needs a name, because I wanted to have that on the back of the 50 some odd 50th wedding anniversary invites I just completed (and I must say that the cute little gold rings attached to the bow on the front to signify their "Golden Wedding" Anniversary is my fave part)....so I now have a blog and an email I am working to start up so that anyone can order cards and view my gallery. The blog is www.plainjaynecards.blogspot.com and the email address is plainjaynecards@gmail.com.

These are the first time I have done "fancy cards", but I generally like to do more unique, fun, modern cards. I am working to get a website going, but in the meantime, I will try to post some of my cards. Feedback please.....

Happy 2nd Anniversary to us!

2007-10-28T23:06:00.000-06:00

Jason and I spent our 2nd Anniversary at the Anniversary Inn in Logan. We stayed in the oriental garden room, which was basically the coolest hook-up ever. Honestly, the huge red jetted jacuzzi could probably fit 4 people easily.
Anyhow, We had a great time....and we are impressed with the fact that with everything we have been through in our 2 years of marriage, we are still going strong. The Germans always say, "If it rains on your wedding day, and then the sun breaks through in the afternoon, that means good luck." Lucky for us, this was what went down on our wedding day, but my German Grandparents got married in similar weather and have been married nearly 62 years!!!!! Is that a record?

Here's our little adventure, starting in October, 2004. Engagement night, engagement pics, and wedding pics to come....I only have like, 2 of the wedding photos downloaded..Oh, and of course I had to download some pics from our awesome room!Problemn is, they were so tiny that even a pilot with 20/10 vision would have a hard time seeing them. Trust me on this.... HUGE RED JETTED JACUZZI + Bubbles = Good times

Erika's newest BFF....Ethan Belliston...&here's why...

2007-10-28T16:50:00.000-06:00

Okay, so Ethan, Liz's darling 2 year old, officially knows me as "Reeks," which I am totally stoked about. I honestly love that kid and the crazy faces he makes when he wants something. I plan on spoiling this child rotten until my niece Josie can call me "Reeks." Then I will have 2 people to spoil....
*Hidden Message* Train your kids to call me Reeks, and you will be *blessed* (imagine a halo above your head and angels singing Hallelujah in your mind)
So for now, I have one niece (Josephine) and one adopted nephew (Ethan). Man, I LOVE it when my friends & family have kids....

I Heart Walmart & Pink Dustbusters

2007-10-20T23:12:00.000-06:00

So, as many of you Bountiful bloggers know, a HUGE Walmart just opened. I had been to ONE Walmart before in Chile of all places.
At first, I have to say that I was totally against the idea because Target is basically the best place I knew to shop for sweet deals, and then comes Walmart. And everyone in town is in an uproar. The only downside is that I really really hope Target doesn't go out of business, because where else has those awesome "new designers" that they feature, and their commercials are genius.
That all said, Jason and I woke up and went to Walmart because we needed a rake, and I wanted a fish. Problem was, that three hours later, our cart was full, rake, 2 male beta fish in a "pro-fighting" container (it's a 2-sided aquarium so that they won't eat eachother, but you can slip a blocker in so they can't see eachother) so that when they make eye contact, you can practically hear them saying one to the other, "COME ON SISSY, FIGHT ME!" Jason and I think the green one will survive the longest. We still have yet to name them.
However, the most exciting purchase of the day was my 10 lb. pink mega sized vacuum that is like a high powered dust buster, and for those of you who don't know, I dust bust the entire house, even the unfinished basement at least three times a day. So this was basically a dream come true. Check it out. It's sweeeet. I think I will put some rhinestones on their that say "DIVA"

Some Halloween Costume Ideas

2007-10-19T22:56:00.000-06:00

I wish I could dress up for Halloween, but I'd have nowhere to go. Honestly, you can't tell me YOU wouldn't want to don any of these 20's Costumes....Maybe I can order some just to wear when I need a change of wardrobe.

My first official card job!

2007-10-17T16:13:00.000-06:00

*Norma & LeRoy Sturgeon

So, funny how when you think things that YOU might think are really cool, and you fear others think what you view as awesome as being boring, things change:

*Case in Point: A local skating coach who has known me since I was itty-bitty saw my cards and asked if I could make 35 invites to her in-laws 50th wedding anniversary. Being the novice that I am, I quoted $135.00. Hey, it was marketing, right? I am getting a stamp with my name and business name (if anyone can help me think of one) on a stamp, so it's also good for word of mouth. So, I am busily working on those to send out on November 1st. I will post a finished card when I am through. Wish me luck

NAME MY BUSINESS...ASAP

2007-10-13T00:15:00.000-06:00

Suggestions? Suggestions? I need a name, ASAP!
That's all. Thanks ya'll.

Ahhhhhh!!!! That was a good morning stretch since I did not get ONE wink of freaking sleep. I've just been fascinated by the computer and I literally need to get off now and get at least one hour in before I have to go back to the grind at the rink.....

Card-Selling: Day 2

2007-10-13T00:04:00.000-06:00

Sorry, I accidentally deleted the pics that went with this, so I wil upload them tonight...if anyone cares....

So, by the end of the day yesterday, I sold 20 cards....honestly, I am still in shock. And I don't know if I mentioned before, but some lady bought 4 cards and then asked if I would hand make all the invitations to her 50th birthday in March, and I was like, "Freak Yes!" Jason has been nice enough to stop by, keep me company, and haul my heavy crap back and forth, and run errands.
Day 2 was not so successful, and I was getting uber (thanks for that word Dibs)depressed. I only sold 7 cards today. But then I had to hit myself in the head and remind myself this is my first time doing this and I really didn't expect to sell any.....so I am giving myself some Kudos. It gets hard to give away ones that are my favorites.

My first card selling event! Regional Ice Skating Championships

2007-10-11T14:39:00.000-06:00

I am in the midst of my first semi-unexpected card selling event. I am spending today, tomorrow, and saturday all day,trying to sell some of my cards. *PLUG: If you want to see or buy any of my cards, they are all hand-made and super cute. I am working a website for them) I have sold 10 so far, and it's only been half a day. I think this is pure luck, because most people come and stop and look and say, "Oh, how cute!" Then they move on. Oh well. That's business I guess.

Booooring Day - Time to goof around with the blogging polls

2007-10-10T14:59:00.000-06:00

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

I just want to Ski....is that too much to ask?

2007-10-08T16:38:00.000-06:00

So, yesterday when it was snowing, I was super excited because that means Ski Time! Yay! I put my Utah 1984 Ski Championship Shirt on (a $3 bargain from an Old Navy in Boston) and my skull and crossbones beanie (another $1 bargain from the Dollar Store) so that I could mentally prepare for trying moguls this season. And a hard black diamond. I think I will wear my Utah Ski Shirt and my beanie every day and say affirmations to myself while looking in the mirror....

Tribute to our FAVORITE holiday....HALLOWEEN!

2007-10-07T16:32:00.000-06:00

It's funny, but one of the first things Jason and I learned about eachother is that we both think Halloween trumps all other Holidays. I mean, who DOESN'T like the chance to dress like an idiot and decorate your house all super cute with spooky stuff. We decided to have a Halloween party at our house. So far, the invite list includes Jason and Me. (BIG suprise, eh?) If you wanna party like it's Halloween 1999, let me know!!!!

When the hubby's away....the girls play

2007-10-07T13:48:00.000-06:00

Jason has been back and forth to St. George for his investigations and surveillance's to catch child labor from a lot of Polygymasists and so forth. We are proud of him because his first "out of town" (2 weeks long, may I add) He got awesome surviellence of illegal labor going on, so he had to travel back down for 2 days to do documentation and serve papers. FUN! I want to spy on people!!!!!

OK. So it's not like Kirsten and I were doing anything extraordinary and wild. We were scrapbooking and card making. (P.S. I personally think my cards are da bomb, and will sell them for super cheap....just my little plug)

For those of you who don't know me, I pretty much am frightened of dogs...not dogs themselves, but their fur and slobber and licking my face. So Kirsten caught a pic of there 150 lb. New Foundland pouncing on me, full on liking my entire face. This may take a looooong time and several therapy sessions to overcome.

I heart Halloween

2007-10-05T17:06:00.001-06:00

This is another treasure from the Dollar Store. What would I do without that place?
This is me in my new witch hat, even though it kinda looks like a pilgram hat up close........
Here is our cute little 3 foot tall Haloween Tree. It is black with orange berries. We bought a bunch of super scary ornaments, and are just putting up the purple lights around the tree.
My mom is the best. Every holiday season, she makes me a wreath, and I absolutely LOVE them. I always look forward to what fun things she makes for me during the different holidays!
You probably can't see much, but Jace and I were at Home Depot and saw these reuseable haloween stickies that go on your door. LOVE EM!

Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. I love the autumn season, wearing warm sweaters, pea coats, and yes, I do admit I wear UGGS. (don't act like you don't like them too)
The following pics are just a few of the Halloween decorations we have started to put up. I found this awesome witch/pilgram hat at the Dollar Tree, so I was thinking I could be a witch and I got Jace a pirate ensemble for $1.00 too. What a bargain. I heart Halloween and the Dollar Store!!!

Yee-Haw!

2007-10-03T12:13:00.001-06:00

So I know that this is really dated, but I am trying to update my blog as best I can, so things will be out of order.

Jason and I got to go to the Days of 47 Rodeo and sit in the "special box" with Miss Utah, Miss Davis County, and the runner up. I met Miss Davis County, Marianne Stuart (in the green) at a treatment center in Kansas City and we have remained good friends. I am sure that Jace enjoyed this night. Look how happy he is chilling with all these beautiful women! Sheesh!

MIA.....but we're back!

2007-10-03T11:58:00.000-06:00

So, after many lectures from loving family members, I am starting to blog again, even though lately Jace and I have been up to nothing much, so our blog may be boring for a while. We are all mourning the loss of Ben, Linds, and Josie as they moved to New Jersey. My mom picked up 4 cupcake necklaces for Linds, me, my mom, and Josie. I wear it everyday! As my mom and I say, "WE MISS OUR DOSE OF JOSE!" It was so much fun to see so many of Josie's "firsts." We got to see her crawl....and man, can that girl move!.....learn to stand up, and even start saying some words! We are really gonna miss you guys. We can't wait to see you all again!

Tribute to Jerry & AK 47

2007-05-09T22:13:00.000-06:00

So excited we won game #2. AK 47 was rockin' the socks off those losers, the "warriors." Thought I would post a tribute to my crush Jerry and AK 47.

GO JAZZ!

2007-05-08T16:26:00.000-06:00

Jace and I are major Jazz fans and we are super excited that we won our first game yesterday!!!

Home Sweet Home

2007-05-07T11:16:00.000-06:00

I finally got some pics of the outside of out house. Jason's favorite thing to do is mow the lawn with our new lawn mower. Our new favorite destination is the Centerville Home Depot.

A few pics of our new home..more to come

2007-05-03T16:39:00.000-06:00

The only pictures I wanted to take is of our backyard and a few pictures of areas that don't look like a war zone.

Better Late Than Never

2007-04-27T13:03:00.001-06:00

Hi friends! I am such a bad blogger. I will update later today. In a nutshell, Jason and I just bought our new home in Bountiful and I am super excited because all the doors have those awesome crystal handles from the 40's. I am now a social worker at the Salt Lake county jail, working with all the crazies and drunks. Also, my favorite neice Josie is THE absolute cutest girl EVER. More to come soon.....

Friends and Family

2007-03-14T16:38:00.000-06:00

Just thought I should include some of the most important people EVER (if you don't see yourself, I'm still compiling photos...be patient.) I have an AWESOME family- my parents and Jace's family, and friends that are amazing. I am just working on getting everyone included. I love you guys!

Montana!!!

2007-03-14T16:13:00.000-06:00

Jace and I love going to Montana. I just dug up these pictures from when we spent thanksgiving there. I think I work that J-Lo White puffy jacket with the black face mask well. We also saw the funniest sign ever on the way back from the ski resort.....We are thinking of finding a way to transfer it onto T-Shirts. And finally, the Clark family favorite hot spot...The Hot Springs. Sure, it was like, the grossest thing I have ever been in, but it was like 100 degree water in -20 degree weather. So besides the sketchy moss growing in the pool, I can't complain.

Last pic of Jason became a mountain man

2007-03-14T16:07:00.000-06:00

This is one of the last pics I have of Jason with a clean shaven face. He decided that he should let his hair grow out a little and grow a full beard. I think he may be trying to copy my dad's look. When I went to KC to visit him last week, he looked like a rockstar. I can't complain about that!
And of course, I always have to make a stupid face when I get my picture taken. I inherited that trait from my older bro Ben.

New Blog Title Contest

2007-03-14T15:48:00.000-06:00

Hello fellow blogging friends. I decided that I need to have a better blog name than "Helme Fam," so I am taking suggestions. So far we have only one entry:
1. Tim and Kirsten: "It's a Helme of a life."

Sad to leave KC

2007-03-07T15:43:00.000-07:00

So, I am here in KC visiting my darling hubby and as soon as I walked into our house, which is SO freaking cute (i honestly have the right to brag.)and I was like, Jace, I don't wanna move anymore.
Plus, I cannot find an affordable home to live in in Utah. I am getting so discouraged! If anyone can find me something in a safe area with a max price of $150,000, PLEASE let me know before I have a nervous breakdown.

Where the heck is Magna?

2007-03-03T20:49:00.000-07:00

So, Jason and I try are trying to find a house in Utah we can afford. This venture led me to Magna, Utah. I had no idea where Magna even was. I saw this little cottage that looked pretty cute on the inside and the outside would be a good construction project. Plus, it was the cheapest house in Utah I think.
In a nutshell, I left the house in tears. First, Magna sucks! Our backyard would be those mountains on the other side(uh-hum...WEST) of the state and a power plant or something like that.
I was outta there faster than I could say "Magna."

Erika and Jason see Josie for the first time

2007-03-03T20:40:00.000-07:00

Josie was so tiny when we first saw her! She totally had a crush on her Uncle Jason. Just look at her attempt to smile when Jason is tickling her! Plus, I love the picture of us both with Josie. We both look like I just had a kid....look how tired we look! Man, I hate to see what we will look like when we have one of our own. Geez.

Erika and her cutest neice on the planet!

2007-03-03T20:27:00.000-07:00